An NBA season is made up of matches, guys who watch them and talk about them, but also guys who watch them and rate them. Probable revenge after a youth spent collecting zeros, and a perfect opportunity in any case to let go of the punchline by the kilo. Once again this season, Team Notes will delight you with its unfailing imagination, while still trying to talk a little bit about basketball. Chick?
Rumor has it that there was a little neighborhood game that night in this sport more commonly known as basketball. So we looked a little anyway, history. But to see Grant Williams artillery as if he were part of the Splash Brothers, we say to ourselves that we had to plant a chain. The Boston collective floored Giannis who was abandoned by his teammates and who must probably be humming Corneille right now. 109 to 81, such is the score of this match so random that there was even a guy with the number 59 who came into play and a guy who scored a 3-pointer after smoking his shoulder. We are even afraid for our grades after such a game.
# Boston Celtics
Al Horford (5.5): a good wine that gets better with time, but also the ideal player in the team he needs. The triangle that fits into the triangle in the children’s game.
Grant Williams (9): drunk, he took himself for Gérard and swung 18 award-winning shots on this Game 7, and converted 7 precisely. The Bucks defense disrespected him, and he sanctioned. 2017 had the Kelly Olynyk Game, 2022 will forever have its Grant Williams Game.
Jayson Tatum (8): it was eagerly awaited from the start of this series, it was sometimes able to disappear from the radar before making a resounding return to the front of the stage to never disappoint again. What if Jayson Tatum was the Cauet Burger?
Jaylen Brown (7): tonight, it was just not necessary to ask him to return a free throw, but for the rest, Jaylen Brown did Jaylen Brown, namely to ensure the essentials, and to send some important shots. All the same rather JB than Chivas.
Marcus Smart (6): despite what his percentages suggest, Marcus the smart has made several saves for Boston. After his Game 5 spent in hell, he perfectly knew how to bounce back. It lived up to its name very well tonight, and you will have understood that there is no question of cars here.
Derrick White (3): with his endless skull and his green and white tunic, the space zinzin played completely backwards. The good weather is coming back, he could have turned on the air conditioning and eat a salad, he decided instead to turn on the heating and have a tartiflette.
Payton Pritchard (7): the guy thought he was Kyrie just because he had number 11 on his back. Incredible handling, big shots and even a bit of an ego-trip to his bench after a winning shot. Payton Pritchard is definitely a funny scamp.
« THAT’S WHAT I DO »
-Payton Pritchard-
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— Abira Brown (@BlackBalinese25) May 15, 2022
Daniel Theis (5): escaping Fox River after getting a tattoo on his back, only to make it to a conference final next. No doubt, Michael Scofield is indeed a genius.
#Milwaukee Bucks
Brook Lopez (6): perhaps the only one who showed himself to be a minimum level to ensure in the wake of Giannis. Always so clean in defense, his contribution was however not enough to help a breathless Giannis. The Lopez of 63 that we find at the bottom of the video, and which says nothing.
Giannis Antetokounmpo (7): he was totally alone, and abandoned by his teammates at the worst moment. Despite a second period in the hard, Giannis did the work of an entire major 5, did not count his efforts or the minutes spent on the floor. He is the intern that Claire DEspagne dreams of having in her company.
Wesley Matthews (3.5): he had a nightmare on both sides of the pitch and couldn’t even draw his arrow tonight. William Tell must be turning in his grave.
Grayson Allen (2): he probably put his right shoe on the left and vice versa seen as he missed everything. He wandered like a lost soul and it would have been painful to see if it wasn’t Grayson Allen. A match as awkward as Adil Rami’s speech at the UNFP trophies.
Adil Rami visibly in great shape at the #UNFP Trophies…🙃😅 pic.twitter.com/isDgw3BPnM
— the chain L’Équipe (@lachainelequipe) May 15, 2022
Jrue Holiday (5.5): in this decisive match, he was expected, but failing to have filled in the stats sheet, we can say that he filled his layer well. Jrue Holiday was in a hurry to go on… vacation. And yeah, we haven’t slept in about 2 weeks, so that’s the only valve that comes to mind.
Pat Connaughton (3): see Grayson Allen, but with broad shoulders.
Bobby Portis (5.5): still the same look of a chemistry teacher, he probably took part in the filming of Breaking Bad but took the instructions a little too seriously, and probably kept some merchandise for his personal consumption.
George Hill (4): we just learned that he was still in the NBA, and frankly it’s always nice to know.
You miss a Khris Middleton, and everything is depopulated in Milwaukee. The 2021 champion is going on vacation and will officially no longer be the defending champion in a few weeks, while Celtics and Heat will offer us a remix of the Eastern Conference Finals in the Orlando bubble. We can’t wait, aren’t you?